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Another walk with McGorgeous
Poor Boomer is gonna loose his manhood. McGorgeous is gonna neuter him for me. I just cannot keep that dog under control when Annabelle’s dog is in heat. He’s like a heat seeking missile that dog.
Don’t you find it strange that a vet would take his medical instruments with him on vacation? I mean, that does seem odd…. don’t you think? Maybe he’s into the black market for selling human body parts. I understand that there are some pretty desperate people out there.
Ok, now that sounds even paranoid for me. Maybe. Well, either way you look at Boomer is gonna become a lazy old hound laying around the house with no get up an go. I still think I should have neutered Peter, if for nothing other than the sheer pleasure of the activity.
OH! Maybe that’s why he has his instruments. He secretly enjoys neutering dogs. THAT is disturbing. Yes, very disturbing indeed.
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Strangers in the night
A couple nights ago I was taking Boomer out for a walk when I quite literally careened into the most gorgeous specimen of manhood that has ever walked this planet. I felt like a cartoon character with stars in my eyes as I looked up into these deep blue eyes as he caught me. Then he dropped me and I fell on my ass as he ran after Boomer whose leash I dropped when I got lost in those eyes.
I yelled out to him as I stood up wiping the gravel off myself not to worry about it. We’re on an island, he’s not going anywhere. Well, that’s a lie. He was going after Annabelle’s bitch in heat. I just hoped that Annabelle had her dog in the house.
So McGorgeous and I walked and talked and he tried to impress me with his I hate assholes like that routine. Pffft, right. With those looks he probably came on this island as a vacation from beating the women off of him.
He’s a vet, and that’s something that CuttyHunk Island does not have. We do have an abundant supply of animals that have not been spade nor neuterer. It would be nice if Mr. McGorgeous decided to stay and open his own practice here. But, then again he’s a man and we all know they think with with their dicks.
As soon as his pecker has had it’s time to re-cooperate from being in constant use, I’m sure McGorgeous will be on the next ferry to the main land.
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